February 2012
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Texting my friend while I was reading the Hunger...
Me: Remember when I wanted Gale and Katniss together? Yeah not anymore
Laura: See, you love Peeta and Katniss ^-^
Me: I do. Also Foxface. That'd totally be me. Just chillin'
Me: SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. CATO KATNISS AND PEETA. FIGHT TO THE DEATH
Laura: hehehehe you know what those wolves are?
Me: I haven't gotten there yet...
Laura: My baaaad
Me: AWE SHIT. WOLVES BE CHASIN CATO. RUN BITCHES, RUN!
Laura: yeah that's what i meant and THEY RUNNIN' ALRIGHT!
Me: THROW CATO IN THE PACK FOO'S! I BET HE'S FAT!
Laura: not really cos they were starving it's the hunger games after all
Me: OHMYFUCKINGODTHEYTURNEDTHEDEADTRIBUTESINTOWOLVES!?
Laura: Yeah.. that's the surprise.. SURPRISE!
Me: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD THAT'S TERRIBLE! DID THEY USE THEIR REAL EYES!?
Laura: I don't know about that.. maybe it's just a mirage
Me: A MIRAGE!? THEY HAVEN'T BEEN STUNG BY TRACKJACKERS! HONESTLY LAURA GET IT TOGETHER
Laura: I WILL GET IT TOGETHER and... maybe you're right..
Me: I hope not D: that'd be grody
Laura: But they're dead..
Me: IT'S RUE AND FOXFACE AND THRESH AND I DON'T CARE WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE AN EYELESS BODY IS JUST DAMN CREEPY
Laura: But you're not a ginger..
Me: WHICH MEANS I HAVE A FUCKING SOUL
Laura: True, true. And remember they send back the bodies to be buried in their district so o_O
Me: I know. Which is even creepier.
Laura: Still better than Twilight
Me: Anything's better than Twilight.
Can I die real quick and make my mom feel like an...
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
I HAVE 69 FOLLOWERS. HELL TO THE YES.
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Ona xD
Me: Who's your new crush then?
Ona: this chick I know named Destiny. But she's straight as a stripper pole
Me: *eruption of giggles*
I hate it when girls who are 1000x prettier than...
heyheyitsivy:
That just makes me feel like I look like a fucking troll. *sigh* I wish I was pretty… :|
YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE. WHAT ON EARTH. WHAT IS THAT RIGHT THERE.
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Hello, dear followers.
What’s your name? I wanna procrastinate. So send me your name (FIRST ONLY. I DUN WANNA BE A CREEPER) and ill look up the meaning of it via Urban Dictionary :3. Anon, if you like.
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Need someone to lift your spirits? Click this... →
Feel free to message her, too!
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Oh honey, do you think I got this ass from...
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How long until I'm tumblr famous enough for you...
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Send me a number (only answering true or false) →
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18....
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In my half asleep- state. I would like to complain to you that I feel dizzy and have no idea where my phone is at which I need to wake up in the morning. Also I need my music folder for band which is no where to be found. And I have a science benchmark in the morning. How freakin’ lovely.
That is all i need a thumbs up symbol because i thumbs up people a lot but i can’t do that...
Day 3 of the 25 Day Harry Potter Challenge!
Day 3- What Quidditch position are you?
Definitely seeker.
I can’t throw worth a shit.
I can’t catch worth a shit.
I can’t bat worth a shit.
But I’m really good at dodging stuff and noticing things that other people dont ^_^
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Day 2 of the 25 day Harry Potter challenge!
2- If you could take any class they offer at Hogwarts, what would it be?
Deep breath, Iwouldtakedivinationpleasedon’thurtme. I love divination. Maybe it doesn’t require a wand, but I’d still love to take that class.
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